On Twitter, a man named ItsBrandonIrvin stated “Unnecessary Cussing #GoReadABook.”
Brandon’s tweet reminded me of a conversation I had with a classmate during my Creative Writing class where we read Stephen King’s On Writing. As my idol, I loved everything he wrote in the book about becoming a writer, using your skills, and how to pursue your dreams. The book proved to me, even further, that I was meant to be a writer. The classmate in question, a young twenty-something uppity girl, stated, “I don’t like this book because he uses vulgar language.”
I asked, “What’s vulgar about it?”
“He’s using the ‘f’ word,” she explained.
“The word fuck isn’t vulgar. In fact, it’s a controversial expression used for exaggeration and focusing an audience,” I stated. “He isn’t using it simply to sound like a ‘potty mouth.’”
The girl didn’t give up on her defense. She closed her eyes, and I could tell she rolled them in the back of her head because she thought she knew better than me, and said, “Profanity is used by the ignorant.”
I smiled and laughed before giving it to her with something hard and sand-papery in a response. “I can see where you would think something like that, because there are thousands of words to use for self-expression. Fortunately, we’re not dictionaries, at least not the average person, and we don’t normally carry around dictionaries to try and explain our feelings and emotions, in the moment, during a story or conversation. We’d rather keep up with the flow and tension, and focus the audience using expletives such as fuck, shit, cock, ass, pussy, tit, and balls.
“Further, you’re calling a best-selling author of over 40 novels, which have sold over 350 million copies worldwide, ignorant because he uses speech you don’t condone?” Everyone sat around me stunned, focused from the moment I spouted off cuss words, waiting for what else I had to say. “I think I’ll listen to the guy with the degree, the success, and the experience over some dumb-ass conservative who is too wrapped up in herself and her convictions in order to enjoy one of the greatest storytellers of all time. So please go fuck yourself and take your Twilight with you.” (Did I forget to mention she loved Twilight?)
I got an A+ in the class, and my teacher is an accomplished novelist.
Being the defiant person I am, I decided to reply back to Brandon: “cussing is never unnecessary. it’s a form of expression even when you can’t think of any fucking words for exaggeration.” People need to learn to shut the fuck up.
UPDATE:
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